Lonnie covers the opening of a new car wash, but his rival Channel 10's Cassandra Martinez gets a killer scoop. SUBSCRIBE to Comedy Central Originals: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNVBYBxWj9dMHqKEl_V8HBQ?sub_confirmation=1 Like us on FACEBOOK: http://on.fb.me/MfBtki Follow us on TWITTER @AboveAv: http://bit.ly/LDKoao Waco Valley Lonnie, a local newscaster, lives with his 2 friends in the small southwestern town of Waco Valley.